Notice: The Elephant’s Onion is a satirical news website for campus life at Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology.
Welcome to The Elephant’s Onion! Chances are you’re really bored and decided to explore our website. Why were you reading the news in the first place? Engineers aren’t allowed to like HSSA activities! At least it’s Rose news and probably affects you.
The Elephant’s Onion was established in 1870 to provide current institutional events to a school that was yet to be constructed. It was the first website constructed, predating the traditional internet. Sporting over ten daily views and at least one active writer, The Elephant’s Onion is the most visited news publication. The media site’s governing body also controls propaganda news at 183 percent of universities in the United States. Outside of news publishing, The Elephant’s Onion advises the presidents of Rose-Hulman and Hose-Rulman, controls the local weather, and provides death sauce for Chava’s restaurants nationwide.
