Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology's most prestigious award, the "One Year of Being a Website Award" (OYBWA), has been bestowed upon the Elephant's Onion, a student-run news website. The award recognizes the website's year-long existence, despite not publishing any new articles in months. The award was presented by President Robert “Bobby” Coons, who praised the website for its success and desire to bring laughter to campus.
The Elephant's Onion team celebrated the win with a cake, only to have their party pooped when it was revealed that they hadn't published an article in ages. The founder of the website justified the lack of content by saying they have been "busy" working on their Instagram presence and brainstorming article ideas.
But don't worry, students, the Elephant's Onion team promises to make a comeback. They have brought on new writers and hope to inject some life back into the website. They're confident their new team of writers will be able to get them back on track, and they plan to make sure the website continues to be a reliable source of news and entertainment for Rose-Hulman students.
In response to the achievement, the Elephant's Onion team has pledged to continue bringing their readers the best satire content possible. They have also announced plans to expand their team, stating that they "want to ensure that we can keep up with the demand for quality satire, and that means bringing on more talented writers who can help us create even more hilarious content."
Despite not publishing articles in months, the Elephant's Onion has been awarded the OYBWA. It just goes to show that even if you don't produce any content, you can still win an award for existing for a year. Congratulations to the Elephant's Onion for being recognized for their outstanding ability to procrastinate and coast on their laurels. We can't wait to see what new content they will come up with next... if they ever do.
